Shut up a Second

Shut up a Second


Latest Episodes

Breakfast (LIVE)
December 16, 2015

In which our heroes wake up, look in the pantry, realise they’re standing before a live audience and discuss breakfast. We discuss the importance of keeping regular, the dangers of eating a meal at the wrong time, and try to get to the bottom of the

Presidents
December 09, 2015

In which our heroes accept donations from dubious corporations for future political favour, hire the best campaign manager money can buy and go to the polls to discuss Presidents. We come up with fool proof long cons, replace the president with ourselves,

Triangles
December 02, 2015

In which our heroes get equilateral, isosceles, and also scalene as they discuss triangles. We sort out how new age toasters work, teach school kids maths, and find triangles in the room. Jackson wants to be buried in a pyramid, Zoe thinks that triangles

Bats (Feat. Claire Sullivan)
November 25, 2015

In which our heroes hang from the rafters, navigate by sonar and feast on bugs and insects as they discuss bats. We consider the differences between bats and flying foxes, venture briefly into the creepiness of balloons, and eventually get back on the bat

Burrows and/or Burrowers
November 23, 2015

In which our heroes dig a whole, set up camp and try to avoid letting the rain in their underground home as they discuss burrowers… or burrows. No one really knows. We hide bodies into taxidermy animals, fill burrows with objects and work out what

Birds II: Are There Any Birds Left? (Feat. Dave Warneke)
November 18, 2015

In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds… Again. We replace our faces with beaks, question if we can eat roosters and attempt to name as many birds as possible to disappointing resul

Masks
November 16, 2015

In which our heroes get invited to a masquerade ball, attempt to conceal their faces and end up in the thrall of Loki as they discuss masks. We discuss which superhero has the worst mask, how to last minute MacGyver a mask using items only found in your c

Birds (Feat. Dave Warneke)
November 11, 2015

In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds. We upset our Adelaide fans, have vivid man-dreams and attempt to pin down the abilities of a flamingo. Jackson discovers that this podcast can be u

Lamps (Feat. Jarrod Pickford)
November 09, 2015

In which our heroes wonder why it’s so dark, flick switches and illuminate the room so we can discuss lamps. We try to work out if whales have bad breath, attempt to get way more sleep than humanly needed and think the astro-globe is much cooler. Ja

Video Games
November 04, 2015

In which our heroes stock up on lives, grab as many health potions as they can and use a cheat code to unlock all vehicles and unlimited ammo as we discuss video games. We create video games out of mundane household tasks, make a cashier simulator and che