In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives.

n which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals.

In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge.

In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds.

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol.

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego

In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow.

In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets.

In which our heroes are made of ceramic, are designed to contain things, and are sometimes expensive as we discuss pots.

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down...