In which our heroes listen out for the conductors whistle, check the nearest timetable, and make sure they have their boarding pass ready as they discuss trains. We deliver instruments in the worst way possible, learn a little about whale dicks, and cast our doubts on the real scariness of trains. Jackson is not convinced by the benefits of locomotives, Duscher has a train inception thing going on and Zoe just wants to talk about horses. So join the gang as they chug along to their destination. It might not be the quickest way, but by golly they'll get there.Want to help get those trains on schedule? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradioand for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in train efficiency. Not really.  And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least fifty-five books about how to get to the North Pole on only a train.