In which our heroes give up on finding Duscher a valentine, notice how long it's been since we recorded anything, and leap into the studio to bust out something before the big day. We discuss EJ's inability to refer to her own genitals, Saint Valentine healing a jailer’s daughter, and a pie company called dicks. EJ can't stand some of the Care Bears, Zoe intends to spend the day throwing things at happy people, and Duscher just wishes he wasn't so attracted to bitches in glasses. So go out and desperately buy a cassette, record this episode onto a mix tape, and ruin another perfectly good Valentine’s Day. You’re welcome.

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