In which our heroes are still taking a break from recording, still spending a small amount of time with our loved ones, so we’re re-releasing our 2014 Valentines Day Special. Duscher still hasn’t found himself a new lady and/or man for the big day and the clock is ticking! We discuss yeast infections, whether or not ties are dicks and what is the most ideal Valentine’s Day experience. Jackson just can’t handle dog genitals, Marley is a bit iffy about Monkeys, and EJ can't explain chia pets to save her life. So pick up the last remaining wilted flowers from the 24 hour florist that we inexplicably have in this country, re-wrap that box of half-eaten chocolates and realise that this was still a bad idea and you still have no clue what romance is.

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