In which our heroes take a break from recording, spend a small amount of time with some loved ones and re-release our 2013 Valentines Day Special in an attempt to buy Duscher enough time to find himself a new lady and/or man for the big day. We discuss our worst valentines, make our opinion known on the issue of friendzoning, and decide the ideal amount of pubic hair. Jackson uses the phrase 'Kid Cancer', Zammit doesn't understand the point of roses, and EJ tries valiantly to defend herself. So gather up your significant other, curl up in front of the fireplace, and realise all too suddenly that this was a bad idea and you have no clue of what romance is.

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