In which our heroes get out of the studio, spend time with our friends and family and hastily re-release our 2012 Christmas Special to keep you jerks happy and to buy us some time. In this episode we try to make our own eggnog, discover the secret that makes every family gathering tolerable and go over coping strategies for Mall Santas. Jackson really wants to see some Christmas lights and eat dip, Zammit speaks ill of the dead and wants to be left alone and Duscher just isn’t even there. Join the gang as they try to retell an old Christmas fable, argue that Bigfoot has more to do with Christmas than Christ and discover the harrowing connection of human sacrifice to December 25th. Merry Christmas. 

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