In which our heroes don a crown, put on their king-capes, and get coronated as we talk Royalty. We discuss the neccesity of legs, the dangers of playing pretend, and putting speedholes on a jousting horse. Jackson decides he wants a dangerous crown, Zoe dedicates way to many days to celebrating hamburgers, and Duscher just wishes Alladin would explain itself. It's an elegant, aristocratic adventure with our pinkies out, so everybody get on your knees and pay your respect to your humble ruler.

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