In which our heroes polish their suits of armour, sharpen their swords and discuss all things knights on their quest to slay a dragon. We look at the cost/benefit of being an armour squire, the hustle and bustle of the local wife market and wonder what our knight names would be. Sir Jackson the Disappointment kills the Queen and ponders at what age knights are put out to pasture, Sir Zoe the Man welcomes everyone to her sword show as she slaughters thousands and Sir Duscher the Great King just wants long, glorious hair to blow majestically in the wind while he poses with an oversized sword. It’s a gallant adventure that ends with a lot of dead horses and a lot of dead townsfolk.

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