In which our heroes wash up on a desert island, draw straws, and do whatever it takes to survive as we talk cannibals. We discuss the dangers of eating brains, the nature of worms, and which Sanspants member is the tastiest. Jackson wants to lick the sphinx, Zoe is frighteningly prepared to eat all her friends, and Duscher just wants the world to know how much he hates rhymes. It's a fine banquet where the main course is long pig, so everyone pull up a chair, don’t lean your elbows on the table, and please, under no circumstances, calls the cops.

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