In which our heroes break out the good china, pop some champagne, put on their party hats, and toast to fifty episodes of Shut Up a Second. We wonder if there's a difference between being half dead and half alive, mix up our cereals until it's just chaos with a splash of milk, and count 50 Cents bullet wounds. Jackson explains the living hell that is fifty first dates, Zoe wishes for fifty boyfriends and Duscher just wants to celebrate fifty years of Sanspants. So raise a glass, plonk your dick on the table and get Shingles to feed you hors d’oeuvres while we drink to at least another fifty episodes until we get distracted and move on to something else.

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