In which our heroes roll on up, buy some peanuts, and try and avoid the clowns. We look at the nutritional value of peanuts, the patience of stupid farm folk and the right way to recruit a freak . Jackson wonders about the prerequisites for being a bearded lady (besides the obvious), Zoe creates a terrifying circus of lies and Duscher just wants to impress everyone by eating a whole toffee apple. It's freaks, sideshows, giant dwarfs and a whole collection of horses as we raise the big top and get the circus ready for the greatest show on earth. Sit back and enjoy or we’re going to have to ask you to leave.

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