In which our heroes take out some greasy meats, a little cheese and some butter from the fridge to make a sandwich. In part one of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the pinnacle of human invention: bread. We go on a carb loaded journey as Jackson decides he wants a condom made entirely of bread so the lady (or man) can have a sneaky nibble between sessions, Zoe envisions a boyfriend made entirely of bread and Duscher just wants some mini-toasts. Join the gang as they try to unmask the secret history of the Earl Sandwich’s attempts at making the perfect lunch time meal, reinvent the calzone and offer bad advice from cosmo involving doughnuts, penises and far too much cinnamon. Listen now.