Shut up a Second

Shut up a Second


Doctors

August 12, 2014

In which our heroes turn their heads and cough. Jackson and Zoe are joined by Zoe's heterosexual life partner Kristina where we get the inside scoop on doctor/patient confidentiality, explain bug catchers and wonder why so many people are ashamed to ask for help when butt play goes wrong. We learn of Jackson’s yakult addiction, Zoe’s gynaecological mishaps and Kristina’s enema experience. There’s some repressed genital memories, a touch of elephant/human erotica and some weight loss tips involving parasites. Take some time to reflect on just how far modern medicine has come where we no longer have to leech everything to get rid of that unsightly blood weight or kill a cat to ward off the spirits that are clearly giving you testicular cancer.