Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime performance, Lara's journey at a speed dating mixer, the current UFO drama sweeping North America, and the horrifying environmental crisis happening in East Palestine, Ohi

Lara and Carey reunite! Lara recounts her journey through Japan over the last few weeks, and Carey relishes being bag-free self for the first time in months. The two discuss the horrifying chemical plume in Ohio, and the death knell of RHONY. Then, they r

Carey and Lara discuss the tragic end of the M&M spokescandies and what it means for the future of American culture, The Last of Us and the terrifying beauty of fungus, space sounds, and aliens not loving humanity's vibes. Plus, a Reader Mail prompts

As Lara continues her adventures in Japan, Carey enlists co-hosting help from the one and only Karen Kilgariff, iconic comedian and host of My Favorite Murder. The two discuss their dogs' complicated relationships with each other, Zoom game nights in the

After a technical blip, we decided to make this public! Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Bu

Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Business School, and Lara's dream of a pug worshipping cul

It's SUP after dark! Lara and Carey record a nighttime edition of Salty Utah Queens, part one of the season 3 reunion. Lara prepares for her big trip to Japan, and Carey reads a supposed nanny listing for a certain set of Baldwinitos. Then, the ladies of

Carey and Lara discuss the gay-on-gay violence of MTV's harrowing new gay reality show, Real Friends of WeHo, Lara comes around full-circle on Meghan and Harry, the two dive into Britney Spears conspiracy theories on TikTok, and applaud Hilaria Baldwin fo

Carey and Lara return to the stage of the Dynasty Typewriter for the second show of their mini residency. A residency's a residency, doll! They begin by covering George Santos' fraudulent place of 9/11, Austin Butler's eternal Elvis voice, and Reza Faraha

On night one of their mini residency, Lara and Carey take the stage at the iconic Dynasty Typewriter theater in Downtown LA! The two discuss Ellen D's harrowing Santa Barbara flood video, Bella Hadid's new Erewhon smoothie, and more. Then, the two recap a