Sexy Unique Podcast

Sexy Unique Podcast


Latest Episodes

PATREON TEASER: Show Us Your UFO-Face
February 15, 2023

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime performance, Lara's journey at a speed dating mixer, the current UFO drama sweeping North America, and the horrifying environmental crisis happening in East Palestine, Ohi

Pumpheads Ep. 15 - The Pickleball Pandemic (Vanderpump Rules S10 E1)
February 13, 2023

Lara and Carey reunite! Lara recounts her journey through Japan over the last few weeks, and Carey relishes being bag-free self for the first time in months. The two discuss the horrifying chemical plume in Ohio, and the death knell of RHONY. Then, they r

PATREON TEASER: America Dies with M&Ms
February 08, 2023

Carey and Lara discuss the tragic end of the M&M spokescandies and what it means for the future of American culture, The Last of Us and the terrifying beauty of fungus, space sounds, and aliens not loving humanity's vibes. Plus, a Reader Mail prompts

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 57 - Fall of the Master-Debater w/ Karen Kilgariff (RHOSLC S3 E16)
February 03, 2023

As Lara continues her adventures in Japan, Carey enlists co-hosting help from the one and only Karen Kilgariff, iconic comedian and host of My Favorite Murder. The two discuss their dogs' complicated relationships with each other, Zoom game nights in the

SPECIAL PUBLIC BONUS EP! Take Your Hectare And Leave
February 01, 2023

After a technical blip, we decided to make this public! Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Bu

PATREON TEASER: Take Your Hectare and Leave!
February 01, 2023

Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Business School, and Lara's dream of a pug worshipping cul

Salty Utah Queens Ep. 56 - Is Jen Shah in the Room With Us Now? (RHOSLC S3 E15)
January 27, 2023

It's SUP after dark! Lara and Carey record a nighttime edition of Salty Utah Queens, part one of the season 3 reunion. Lara prepares for her big trip to Japan, and Carey reads a supposed nanny listing for a certain set of Baldwinitos. Then, the ladies of

TEASER: The Real Baldwinitos of Fake Spain
January 25, 2023

Carey and Lara discuss the gay-on-gay violence of MTV's harrowing new gay reality show, Real Friends of WeHo, Lara comes around full-circle on Meghan and Harry, the two dive into Britney Spears conspiracy theories on TikTok, and applaud Hilaria Baldwin fo

LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Night 2 - The Real Owlinas of Orange County
January 20, 2023

Carey and Lara return to the stage of the Dynasty Typewriter for the second show of their mini residency. A residency's a residency, doll! They begin by covering George Santos' fraudulent place of 9/11, Austin Butler's eternal Elvis voice, and Reza Faraha

LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Night 1 - The Real Creamsicles Of Orange County
January 19, 2023

On night one of their mini residency, Lara and Carey take the stage at the iconic Dynasty Typewriter theater in Downtown LA! The two discuss Ellen D's harrowing Santa Barbara flood video, Bella Hadid's new Erewhon smoothie, and more. Then, the two recap a