Inches for Charity, a “cockumentary” about penis size, intends to raise money for an orphanage in South Africa for children with AIDS. We spoke with director Nicholas Sher about “the penis rack” – the only proven method for permanent penis enlargement, and Dr. Kemi Ando just happens to be in the studio to tell us if in fact stretching your penis is really safe. Token Straight Guy Jim Stone gets double-bonus points for trying on the penis rack. Divine-Interventions.com (makers of holy objects for your pleasure parts) has donated the craziest and most beautiful silicone wang I have ever seen, and yes it is holy. Meanwhile, Dr. Kemi Ando, who did her dissertation on erotic breath play, is chock-full of helpful information, as then she tells us some harm-reduction tips on how (if you are going to play with breath control or choke your partner) not end up brain-damaged. We also have a very interesting conversation about breath play and sitting-on-your-face and nitrous oxide, aka whippits or “hippy crack.” Jim gets even more gold stars when he surprises us about what he did while wearing the extender. What a guy!!! Dr. Kemi and I are impressed and giggling at the same time. Somehow we manage to get back on track with Dr. Kemi’s events like “Cum for a Cause” and the Society of Janus “Munch.”