> Be in jail.

> Attempt to escape.

> Avoid complete and utter bull$#!@.

> Fail to avoid complete and utter bull$#!@.
Side Chatter
PLAYERS

Charlie - Dezzy Wizbecky.  35 year old businesswoman.
Travis - Mahamida Corbin Drake.  86 year old, 6'2", 189 pound grandmother. She is a boxer, she is a fighter and she drinks lighter fluid.
Max- Quanica Rue Pennsylvania. White girl who thinks she is Latino. Thinks she is a badass, but is not.
Axe - John Edward Hanhour. 30 year old useless rich guy.