#nodead kids, #norealkids #nodemonkids. What happens when you take White Bread, Pumpkin Spice, and throw in some blue gloves and demon kids? Gary Oldman and Idris Elba happen. This week we watched “The Unborn” and boy were we amazed at how bad it was. The real mystery/horror of this movie was the age of the characters and the timeline of events. Listen in kids, as we discuss the overuse of establishing shots, slo-motion, and tired creepy Carl (Carl = Barto). Molly eats Doritos under a blanket for those who have Misophonia because she cares about the fans. Perhaps some mutual care can be found by being sure to subscribe and rating us on Itunes!

Stats/info: 2009 - Directed by David S. Goyer starring Odette Annable, Gary Oldman, Cam Gigandet, Meagan Good, Idris Elba, Ethan Cutkosky

(Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)