With Stay-At-Home orders lifting, we wanna know what you're going to do first: Sex or Haircut? + UPFRONT: Pandemic Circuit parties!! Another 3 fucking months?!? Red Lobster brawl. Verizon Girl. Some ho with a rifle in WeHo. Love and Hip Hop fraud. CELE.

Our Listeners Answer: Have you subscribed or started an OnlyFans? + UPFRONT: Now we’ve got murder hornets. Next they’ll start a turf war with killer bees. Masks worn incorrectly, no gloves and touching everything. WeHo Halloween carnival canceled. Bryan..

Have you tried the shampoo challenge? @shampoochallenge - balancing a shampoo bottle on yo dick!  + UPFRONT: Dioscuri / Gemini. You don’t need PPE for sex. CELEBRITY SHADE: Britney Spears burnt down her home gym. Online Trolls out box office movie Tro...

UPFRONT:  Is it a pot or a vase? A-Pottery is a form of ceramics: Ceramics can be many things molded into shape, such as glad and metal, while pottery is only clay pots. Tom Hanks is the corona virus cure. CELEBRITY SHADE: Mandy Petinkin lost his fath...

In this episode, our (horny, nerdy) listeners submit their picks for the sexiest mythological creature! + UPFRONT: There’s no actual classification for plant versus weed, a weed is simply "a plant in the wrong place."  Covidiots are mad as hell their "ri.

This week: Play virtual Sex Bingo! Get the card on our social and play along! + UPFRONT: Pat Robertson says COVID-19 is because of blowjobs.  Pandemic closed a zoo and the pandas finally fucked.  Drive by birthdays.  The Earth is healing memes.  Quaranti.

UPFRONT: COVIDidiots. Pornhub goes free! Goats took over a town in Whales. The true story of Medusa. CELEBRITY SHADE: Sirius goes free till May 15. Tom Holland puts his shirt on one arm at a time, just like everyone else, except while also doing a handst.

UPFRONT: Don’t self medicate. Nurses being discriminated against. 3D printers making face masks. How Southern Are You? quiz. CELEBRITY SHADE: Dax Shepard vs Ed Norton in Tiger King battle. Love Is Blind and The Circle renewed. My 600 Pound Life was filmi.

We talk all about chastity and edging! + UPFRONT: The toilet paper crisis of 2020. Why bidets never rose to popularity in the US (until now?).  CELEBRITY SHADE:  JoJo “Stay In.” Oprah did not do that. KROQ cancels morning show during pandemic.  Maggie Gr.

Would you still hook up with your high school crush? Richy and Wes reflect on HS! + UPFRONT: An Italian water turns into wine. Woman cares for beloved houseplant for two years before discovering its plastic. CELEBRITY SHADE: Sherry Pie Drag Race catfish .