Killer monkeys are on the loose. In George A. Romero's Monkey Shines, it's a telepathic Capuchin helper monkey, and in Shakma, it's a rampaging baboon in a university hospital. It's Old World Vs New World Monkeys in this battle of our closest genetic c...

It's quite telling that the film's tagline is, "the man of your dreams is back," and that the protagonist is looking at the Springwood Slasher instead of his paramour. Homoerotic subtext abounds in this mediocre sequel to A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Mental Cannon treatment of a series past its best before date. The first Death Wish is a stone-cold uber classic. By the time Golan and Globus got around to it though, things were really coming off the rails.

An extremely underwhelming espionage thriller, Skin Traffik features a veritable "Who the hell cares?" of former stars. This includes Mickey Rourke, whose face is now a catcher's mitt because of an ill-fated pro boxing career in Florida, Michael Madsen,

Mr Holland's opus. Tom Holland, that is. He's the mastermind behind this incredibly creative, understated 80s horror classic. Child's Play is so darn fun. A killer on the lam, by some sort of Voodoo mumbo jumbo,