Most Likely to Die…a modern slasher film starring, Perez Hilton. If that doesn’t get your motor running, well.

Luckily, Heather Morris (Glee) provides a bit of acting talent to a film where it’s in very much short supply.

There’s a 10-year high school reunion. An assemblage of tedious 20-somethings who look 30 + and beyond, get together to reminisce about the good times Al Bundy-style. Unfortunately, the guy who owns the place they’ve gathered, is nowhere to be found. Ryan is a former NHL player. He’s been recently cut from the New York Rangers, and is moping about in self-pity. His head is buried in his hands, as it’s looking like life as a pro is about to end.

The friends are playing poker when suddenly, their ranks are thinned like a gazelle on the Serengeti, but a slasher dressed up in a mortar board and gown.

Is this one a GED-horror? Or does Most Likely to Die belong in the Ivy League? It’s probably pretty obvious.

Still, we delve into this choice issue with a special guest on the Really Awful Movies Podcast: one of our high school friends, Jonas.