After the thousand pages of Wizard's First Rule, it didn't seem like there was much more to say. But that's never held Terry Goodkind back, so he wrote another thousand pages of wizards walking around being sex tortured. And that is the Stone of Tears.Sto

Imagine the movie Toy Story but without any of the things that made Toy Story good. Instead of likable toys, they're pervy corporate icons and Nazis. Instead of beautiful animation, it's animated by graphing calculators. Instead of a plot, it's just a foo

Over 100 episodes ago, we reviewed this silly little book about a boy who had a particularly vivid dream about heaven that launched a book career for his dad. As the money grab of Heaven Is For Real continues, we have to keep up including their new "major

Gozu may be the weirdest movie ever made. It follows a Yakuza member as he tries to find his dead brother who ends up getting birthed, fully grown, out of a hot woman he tries to have sex with.Here is the face he made when that happened:I made the same fa

"God is dead." -Nietzsche. "We don't understand philosophy." -The people who made God's Not Dead.Nobody will ever accuse the Christian right of owning Hollywood. Especially not when they see religious movies made so clumsily it almost seems an intentional

Forever Knight is a TV show about a vampire cop that aired in Canada in the late 80s and early 90s. It's campy, silly, and awful, or in other words, perfect.Knight stars Geraint Wyn Davies as a police detective in Toronto, except he's also a vampire with

When you're 15ish, you're torn from your home and forced to choose between being smart, wearing an itchy sweater, or jogging everywhere. Oh no, you can't decide! You must be... Divergent... the movie.Our dreams were finally made reality last week when the

Jean-Claude Van Damme can't really act, it's true. But what he can do is fan kick and do splits over the radiator and he does both to great effect in Bloodsport.Bloodsport is the story of an American who learns martial arts as punishment for breaking into

Two great tastes that taste great together is what I would say about William Shakespeare's Star Wars if it was a peanut butter cup. But it's not. It's two good tastes that are kinda funny together but not for more than five minutes.Instead, Ian Doescher t

There are only two good cops in L.A., and they're both big douchy guys with cool names and they're stopping all the crime single handedly. Er, um, double handedly. That's right, they're Tango and Cash.The two eponymous police officers are doing great unti