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Black Water (Pendragon 5) by D. J. MacHale
Few series have the courage to change genres every book. Few dare to have giant cat people keeping humans as slaves. Few have the balls to be read by an angry children's magician. Pendragon does all this and more.Black Water by DJ MacHale is the 5th book
Tinkerbell and the Pirate Fairy (2014)
Disney isn't the kind of company to let any property go to waste. Not when they can make 10 straight-to-DVD computer animated movies in 15 minutes. Hence Tinkerbell and the 6th sequel Tinkerbell and the Pirate Fairy.The former is the nearly unwatchable st
International Live Show!
It's our first ever International Live Show, featuring reviews of two excellent combo movies: Wolf Cop and Teen Witch. Thank you so much to everybody who participated in the chat live with us.Here's the video if you'd like to see our pretty faces:
The Monster Squad (1987)
Whenever a great evil was unleashed in the 80s, it seemed the only way to stop them was a rag-tag group of children. The Monster Squad is about one such crisis.The squad is a group of kids who are obsessed with the Universal Monsters(tm). Wouldn't you kno
Left Behind (2014)
Left Behind is an inexplicable remake of the 2000 Kirk Cameron stinker, and the latest in a series of Hollywood's half-assed movies for the religious right that feature bumbling atheists learning tough lessons at the hands of intellectually and morally su
BONUS! Big Announcement!
We're going to be doing our first ever International Live Show on October 25th at 1pm PST (4 EST and who knows GMT). We're watching Halloween-themed movies and we need suggestions. Get to voting in the comments!
Doppleganger (1993)
Drew Barrymore had to break out of her type casting as a child actor who could only do cute movies. After Doppleganger, everybody knew she had range; she could also be in completely insane movies.Doppl follows a woman who killed her parents as she gets in
Ghost by John Ringo
This is the worst book. It is about a rapist killing people. Did I mention he's a rapist? It's about a rapist.Thank you for sponsoring, Dick. No refunds.
Short Circuit (1986)
The year is 1986, the problem is the cold war, the solution is a giant talking war robots. It's all well and good until one of those war robots accidentally gains sentience and starts making friends with the locals after a lightning strike causes him to S
Robin Hood (2010)
Everybody knows the story of Robin Hood: a wiley young fox stealing from king lion and a his servant snake to give to the other creatures of the forest. It's a good story and what it didn't need was a dour remake starring Gladiator.But such a thing does e