Turtle Turtle Turtle

Always like to cops. Or doctors. Lie to somebody.

The wettest film of all time. #WetMonth

This is why you shouldn't do acid.

Girls with fish bottoms

Just Eiffel Tower already!

A sad story of sand and snakes.

A big round number, time for more navel gazing

But boys can't help with weddings!

Pelicans are nature's dicks.