George Lazenby's 15 minutes.

More like Dr. No Hands, amiright! (this joke is not offensive to people without hands.)

Get tanked in Russia.

A towering monument to mediocrity.

Making a movie takes very little plot and a big budget.

The Rock punches above his weight class.

Good use of the Rock.

To not smile during this movie would be inconceivable.

If you liked the unicorn book, turn to page three. If you liked the ant book, you're a weirdo.

Get in the cul-de-sac. Get in the dads.