In the early 2000s, the WB finally answered the question, "What would Superman be like as an annoying teenager?" They gave us Smallville, the overwrought but not entirely un-fun comic book soap opera starring Tom Welling and a variety of colorful rocks.Little baby Superman goes through such troubling events as football tryouts, asking girls out, getting a motorcycle, and talking ACTUALLY SANTA CLAUSE out of suicide. All this makes Tanya very angry, while Ezra only liked it when it was silly. But at least we get both opinions on this Superhost episode.Thanks to Merly, the Meat Buddy who controls the weather, for sponsoring this as a gift to her friend Alex. Sorry to Friend Alex that we didn't love Smallville it as much as you do.