Read it and Weep
Robin Hood (2010)
Everybody knows the story of Robin Hood: a wiley young fox stealing from king lion and a his servant snake to give to the other creatures of the forest. It's a good story and what it didn't need was a dour remake starring Gladiator.
But such a thing does exist. It's got all the right pieces, good actors, good director, and a good forest to shoot in. But for some reason the pieces don't come together. It lacks any semblance of fun and replaces much of the action with political speeches.
Thanks, Nathan from Durham for sponsoring this episode and setting us out to solve the mystery "How did this go wrong?"