Read it and Weep

Read it and Weep


Theodore Rex (1995) Reviewed

September 28, 2016

Two detectives. One is Whoopi Goldberg and the other a t-rex. Guess which one had to be sued into appearing in this film.Theodore Rex is so bad it raises lots of questions. Well, actually just one: why?The dinosaur is just an idiot. Why?The tone is wildly inconsistent from one scene to another. Why?The dinosaurs are dino-shaped but just humans. Why?The opening crawl of the movie spoils the ending. Why?The only answer we have is because it's the finale of Dinosaurs and Detectives Month!