Patrick and Mark Collett totally do not talk about any resemblance between Laticia James or any other People of Colour (British spelling used for obvious reasons) prosecutors indicting Trump on the one hand and characters from the Planet of the Apes on the other. Anyone who says they were is a liar and a poofter to boot. Frankly, I would much rather hook up with Professor Zira than Laticia James, because under the ape make-up you would find Kim Hunter, who was actually pretty cute. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell really does look like a turtle. Not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. It would be cool if he did. But an actual turtle. That is not racist, it is just a statement of fact.