An Empress kills most of her council and gains sole domination over her realm.  Itand#8217;s like Star Wars, except the Empire is good, there is no rebellion, and nothing bad would have happened if the heroes had just stayed

Frank White is released from prison, like a bull from a pen.  He wages war on every front to see his vision of the perfect New York come to fruition.  He believes in benevolence to the poor and a firm control of all things c

Old Fogeys fight the mummy, but they donand#8217;t know how, and Elvis Persley has an unusual preoccupation with his penis.

A warped love triangle set out to destitute a very patient and understanding loan shark.

Some unremarkable boy, grows up to be an unremarkable college student, and the entire ordeal is surprisingly unremarkable.

Three bounty hunters drink, murder, and screw their way through the small western town of Big Whiskey.  We all learn that the only thing you need to be the biggest and the baddest is luck.

Two gangs.  One young, one old.  Go to extraordinary lengths to poke a corpse with a stick, but in the end, no one has the guts to actually do it.

With a cold heart and a heavy hand Christopher the robot wins World War II for the allies, but not without exacting a horrible price.

Extremely fascist humans go to war with extremely aggressive alien bugs.  At the conclusion the film, we still donand#8217;t know who wins.

A city of millions is devastated by an alien attack, but itand#8217;s ok, because Clark Kent was able to talk to his dad.