SPOILERS !!!  A family man loses his family, so he adopts a drug addict.

SPOILERS !!!  A father and son bond over a soap opera.

SPOILERS !!!  Cavemen discover how to make fire, and missionary sex.

SPOILERS !!!  We all get a good long look at John Malkovich, and his mind vagina.

SPOILERS !!!  A wolf named Peach-fuzz would like to axe you a question.

SPOILERS !!!  Water guns become the weapon of choice against vampire hordes.  Notice I said Hordes and not Whores.

SPOILERS !!!  A podcaster murders a Manitoban with his own sharpened leg bone mounted to his face.

SPOILERS !!!  We learn that nothing is real.

SPOILERS !!!  A married couple find renewed happiness in witnessing a murder suicide.

SPOILERS !!!  Need to know basis is redefined, antique guns are all the rage, and we witness the protective instincts of a single father.