The Macron Show

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Johnny Stag
This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruini
Phoney Maroney
Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. Th
The Computer System Is Hacking In
Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car
Elbow Room
Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed
Dastard
I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady g
Going Into Labor
Well it's Labor Day and I guess Ron has to celebrate that now. It was really hard to get people to pick up on a holiday and fight us but we managed it for you anyway. This week Ron shows a professional wrestler how to do his job properly, one man has terr
Ratatouille
We're back baby! The weather may have cooled down but the show has not. This week Ron starts things off by getting into a heated debate about the privacy of someone's road, saves one lady from a very tacky wedding, chat's to a lovelly lady at the airport,
You Are Rachel
It's too damn hot but luckily that means the complainers are extra cranky, and boy are they extra cranky this week. Listen as Ron attempts to delay someone's flight for no reason, one lady goes on an entire adventure whilst attempting to prove that she is
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Here we go again, sometimes I think these people don't want my sweet gentle help. Despite people not wanting to talk today we still made them. Poor old Ron has to suffer some very rude grocery store customers, a man who got very angry about his broken dis
Uncancelled
Here we go again. People are trying to uncancell Ron's cancellations and that just won't do. This week one man has a big beef with his insurance company, Ron becomes the son of the president and the head of the country's stupidest tech company, one lady g