Step right up! Tim Burton is remaking a classic. Xanthe is loving it but Rory’s got beef. It’s time for the 2019 remake of Dumbo. Let’s review.

The movie will get stuck inside your head… and that’s OK with us!

Is this the female empowering film Marvel want it to be? How accurate were those Rotten Tomato trolls? Here’s the Popcorn Rocket review.

Is that Gremlin wielding a chainsaw?!? This is a family film, right? Get your guilty-pleasure popcorn ready for the Steven Spielberg / Chris Columbus / Joe Dante 80’s classic: Gremlins. For mature (ish) audiences.

It’s been a long time coming… 54 YEARS! That’s a looong wait for a sequel. Polish up your dancing shoes, things are about to get SUPER(calafragalisticexpialadotious).

WHAT IS GOING ON!? Action you can actually see?! A storyline that makes sense!? Characters that emote and decent acting?! What the heck is going on with this new Transformers film!?! Michael Bay is not gonna be happy.

What Stan Lee’s final cameo means to Rory; how Xanthe (and her whole generation) will be inspired to read, and why Rory has broken into a sweat at the Spider-Man screening. Enjoy.

Get ready for the worst Christmas movie of the year.

You won’t believe Xanthe’s pitch for a Guardians sequel, plus Rory gets so over-excited that he forgets to breath. Rise of the Guardians (no, not that Owl movie), a Popcorn Rocket Classic review.

A confectious treat with the popcorniest munch, a Christmastime movie ahead of the bunch.