Cumulus refuses a young lady's "request," and we discuss the differences between Ska fans and Nine Inch Nails fans. And how long into a relationship should you wait before popping the Big Question. No, not that one. Parker tells a story about the time his boner ceased to exist. We beg for fuck style advice and any bizarre fuckstyle stories. We also get an email from a new member of the "Cincinnati Chili is Dope" Squad.

We also read the Top 10 Tips for Turning Women on, written by a new-age time traveller from the '50s.

Music: "Jamaican Ska" by Annette Funicello.

Donloyd Here and then walk backward through the bushes.

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