One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe,

He's studied long and hard. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I'm sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay...) Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea'd! - By the way, we've switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there's any problems! -

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty... react. - Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! -

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don't even know anymore. - Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! - Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh,

I can't think of a tagline this week. Blergh. - Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! - Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we've got a show! We've definitely got a show. - Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! - Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh,

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May... neither would Angela Lansbury. - Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code "PODTEAD" for 40% off your first order! - Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase.