Join the B-Crew as they take on THE VELOCIPASTOR! This movie has everything! A Pastor with the arms of a raptor! A hooker with the looks of the girl next door and a heart of gold! A massive conspiracy to drive people into the doors of a church! And a pimp named Frankie Mermaid!

And with tag-lines like these, how could you say no?!

Man of the Clawth.
Evolution? Maybe.
How long has it been since your last confession?
Welcome to the Christ-aceous Period.