In which our heroes come with you because they want to live. We look at all of Skynet’s ill-conceived schemes and wonder if they’re even trying. It’s a verbal journey as we explore the numerous options our future overlords had of taking out John Con

In which our heroes strap on Cerebro and try to decipher why Xavier still can’t walk. We look at the benefits of being a cripple, the lengths Xavier goes to distract everyone from his bald shame and bring into question the many, many times something awf

In which our heroes celebrate halloween by looking at horror villains and try to stifle a laugh.

In which our heroes try to discuss time travel and end up just yelling at each other.

In which our heroes wonder if Bruce Wayne's resources could be better allocated.

In which our heroes don the black eye-patch and try and do a better job than Nick Fury.

In which our heroes click their ruby slippers together 3 times and uncover the true conspiracy connecting the munchkins and Glenda the Good Witch with the murder of the Wicked Witches and the ultimate downfall of the Wizard of Oz.

In which our heroes look at the Star Wars Universe again to justify their ethnic cleanse theory by trying to find out the identity of Anakin's father...

In which our heroes question how comic book heroes handle all levels of crime.

In which our heroes call into question Jonathan Kent's parenting technique.