Probably the darkest bit of the book. Not much to laugh at and frankly, you’ll need a strong stomach to get to the end of this one. As usual, apologies to the world. Why am I doing this?

A relatively short one where William returns and I try out various impressions in a futile attempt to make the scrag-end of Chapter 2 interesting. No “explicit” this time, as I cut off the recording just before the word “c***”.

Although Susan doesn’t appear....Young f*** takes us back to 1948 Bridgend where we meet a young German POW who is mysteriously connected to our modern day “hero” William in some mysteriously mysterious mystery.

Part 4....still on chapter 2, and it’s grisly...

The ongoing saga goes on...

A slightly longer episode as I put my hand in my pocket and paid up so that at least chapter one is in the bag! Enjoy the mumbling snark on the poor writing!

Introducing a novel I wrote about 14 years ago and am now snidely reading out using technology I barely understand. Not great quality, but bear with me, I’ll try to do better. Herein, I introduce and read out the first few pages. Hope you enjoy.