One of us is forced to finally move on from his mancrush to greener, less clown-haired pastures. We discover that Jeff is just a big ‘ol tease, and thanks to Ponderosa we learn that it’s not just us, everyone really does hate Abi… Which leads us to hav...

Like your Italian grandmother, CBS insisted we have a second helping of Survivor this Thanksgiving week and served up two episodes. We talk about both folks who were voted off, but one MUCH MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY than the other. Try to guess who!

An overly-elaborate reward challenge headlines the ninth episode of Survivor: Cambodia, in which the players are put through multiple obstacle courses and then beaten with sticks. We say goodbye to an underwhelming contestant who isn't even the most in...

Welcome back for episode 8 of Survivor: Cambodia, You Call, We Haul! A 1-in-3 chance of instant contestant death does not pan out, resulting in the instant contestant death of one Andrew Savage the… pride(?) of San Jose.

Not going to lie, we spent a lot of time talking about Star Wars this time around… But we spent more time talking about the merge and its effects on the game, so we’re cool, I promise. Kass’ game is discussed,

Site revamp! Another tribal shuffle! Body oil! Blindsides! Buzzwords! Relatively few audio issues! These things and more are chewed up, digested, and regurgitated like so much of Kass’ balut as we discuss episode six of Survivor: Cambodia.

  - Social Media plays a fast one on us, making us think it was Spencer's time to go--only to be blindsided when three members of Bayon directly say to the camera "That's not happening, this is what is happening instead.

Amidst still yet even more Abi-Marie-inspired drama, we look for nuggets of ANYTHING ELSE to talk about. Seriously, this is the plotline that will not die. Somehow we are all living in a world where Abi-Marie has controlled the fate of the last three p...

After a potentially game-changing tribal shake-up, the Survivor: Cambodia remains largely unchanged. Three new tribes results in the same fights being rehashed, leading us to say goodbye to Survivor's most forgettable also-ran.

The Survivor gods give with one hand and take with the other. We lament the loss of podcast favorite, Shirin, and celebrate having a new, non-MSPaint logo. Joe continues to be awesome, Jeff continues to be slippery,