The shake up happened and things have remained decidedly unshaken. However, this elimination, while obvious in hindsight, at least evokes some emotion. We may soon have to ask ourselves, “Is this season not good?” But, for now,

An excellent shake-em-up leads to a fairly expected tribal council, but we’re optimistic because the last of the chaff has been separated from the wheat. Also? Ever wonder what type of dog each contestant would be this season?

Three episodes in, three obvious tribal councils. The contestants are about to drop their buffs, but that’s next week–this week we get to talk about the table setting they’ve been doing so far. And a lot of nautical terms are bandied about.

Nick’s playing hooky at a trivia event, so Andy and Brian talk a heckuva lot about idols. We’re all souring on Joe, while one of us is really starting to like Ben. Yet another bet resolves and the fantasy gap widens.

Survivor: Heroes, Healers, and Hustlers is officially on and had a pretty darn good start. We discuss our first impressions of various players and severely mess up our recollection of Tribal Council–but eventually get it right!

Fiji, Fiji, Fiji. Three seasons in a row on a tropical island, whatever happened to Gabon? The milk man, the paper boy, and even TV? It’s the start of a new season with a whole new crop of first time Survivors and we’re going to apply advanced analytic...

So I’m not crazy, right? Other people know that in old cartoons they used to sleep in sardine cans? That used to be a thing. Anyway, we’re going to wrap this schizophrenic season up with a pretty little bow and look forward to a bizarrely-titled season...

It’s a Double Tribal episode, and we’ve got one wham bam and one THANK YOU, MA’AM. In one fell swoop, fan-favorite Cirie goes from the G.O.A.T. discussion to the sacrificial goat discussion. We recap what happened and why it went down the way it did,

One host is basically eliminated from Fantasy Survivor as one of his favorite players’ game completely and utterly implodes in this episode. We highlight our favorite moments from the traditional Family Visit episode and begin to resign ourselves to on...

Brian is at NXT Phoenix, so join Andy and Nick as they dig deep into the earthy loam of Tribal Council. We will bid a fond farewell to one of our favorite players and eagerly await his jury speech, as well as dipping our toes into the mixed metaphorica...