After a brief holiday/technical difficulty hiatus we’re back! With… A weird… technical difficulty sound in the background that I did my best to minimize, but sometimes it was just too hard. Sorry about that… And, on top of that sound,

One day entropy will overcome the last vestiges of order and every atom of every molecule will be evenly distributed throughout the universe. The temperature will be 0 degrees Kelvin, this will be the Final Heat Death of the Universe.

Welp. A controversial episode in which two of our favorites got voted out. Who remained? ………This episode was hard to watch. It’s like 2016 distilled into 90 minutes plus commercials.

For such an incredibly common name, this game sure has a history of a lot of bad Dans. Mathematically by now one would have to have been not creepy or weird, right? Regardless, why is it so hard to maintain a big alliance?

Missy has many great attributes when it comes to Survivor, but her very obvious tell when she’s lying gives her away. But, hey, we’re fans anyway! If anything it just makes her more endearing and cool. Cool. Cool, cool. Cool.

So I just learned that it’s likely no one reads this because I’m adding it to the website and not necessarily to the episode description…. Ooops. Well, in my defense, I know how to write a description here and not in the metadata. Oh well. Anyway,

I was playing Journeys in Middle Earth when we recorded so I’m not in this one except to drop two bits of knowledge–see if you can hear where I subtly insert myself! In my defense, that’s a really great boardgame. Brian and Andy dish the hot goss!

Goats! They ruin everything! My tin can collection, Survivor seasons, and Overwatch! Is Karishma going to stick around because she’s a goat? She already outlasted Vince, who just had the rotten luck of being the split option… Sigh.

Survivor has been on for 19 years and they still don’t get to do their own promos, thus this episode was spoiled IN THE PROMO… But we make the best of a bad situation and learn to love Kellee. Except, man, why are you such a bad liar, too?

We finally see this season’s gimmick in action and kinda like it a lot! A strong player is removed first–who apparently was on my roster, what, why?–which is a strong indicator that these players will play smart!