While the Premier League is back, it's not quite as good as we remembered it. In fact the only thing that feels the same is the anger emanating from Roy Keane. While he does his best impression of Liam Neeson, fellow countryman shows off his skills with some baked goods. And while we get used to crowd noises, could there be a job for Keano shouting from the stands to motivate players. Plus if only John Barnes really did have dodgy videos on his shelf, we could have had a hit record on our hands.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Victor Gannon, Damien St John and Glenn McConnell. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Baroom Ballet and Drunken Party by Kevin Macleod, Asking Questions by Rafael Krux, Downfall by Steffen Daum, and Vintage party.

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