Are you ready to hear Bob present the final word of the 43rd Campaign? Are you??? ARE YOU READY. Why does it always take you so long to get ready? All you have to do is insert the podcast into the podcast machine, hover your finger over the PLAY PODCAST EPISODE button, announce to the entire building your intent to press the button (for full compliance with all local statutes), apply finger pressure to the button for a minimum of seven seconds, and keep winding the handle on the machine to make sure it has enough power to play all the way through. It's so simple that even a one-percenter could do it.