Uh oh! Something has Moe and Doug PEEVED. Yes, it's the rantiest episode of No-Budget Nightmares EVER as the pair tangle with a viewer-picked movie that proves to be a blizzard of ignorance and threatens to break their resolve to tiny bits.

Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was 14. - In case you missed that, let me write it again: Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was *14*.

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula? A: He's a pain in the neck Q: When is a vampire movie NOT a vampire movie? A: When it's a VAMPIRE COP movie! -

DON'T KILL THE ZOMBIES! LEAVE THE ZOMBIES ALONE! - Assemble your ZOMBIE SQUAD, ladies and gents, because it's time to dip back into the J.R. Bookwalter tub and experience the delightful dose of Super-8 zombie goodness that is 1989's THE DEAD NEXT DOOR.

Are you ready? CAN you be ready? TODD SHEETS is here, and Moe and Doug are about to enter his HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS before ALL OF YOU SUCKERS! That's right! It might not be available to the general public yet,

It's a Wascavage FAMILY AFFAIR! That's right! From the creator of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH and MALEVOLENT ASCENT comes FUNGICIDE, a "special"-effects packed horror comedy that's fun(?!) for the whole family! If you thought the effects in SS were something,

IT'S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF SOV! The *BEST OF THE BEST* have assembled to form a VOLTRON of microbudget AWESOMENESS! - HI-8 is an anthology film that brings together a WHO'S WHO of no-budget directors: Ron Bonk, Donald Farmer, Marcus Koch, Tony Masiello,

Welcome to the FUTURE! Or, at least, to the first No-Budget Nightmares episode of 2015! - And it's not just ANY episode, it's a super special treat for both the audience *and* Moe and Doug as our hosts get PUMPED UP by Astron-6's immortal MANBORG.

BORN IN THE USA! Yes, after a lengthy international excursion to Germany and Japan, No-Budget Nightmares is back on home (?) soil for our two eternally jetlagged hosts to enjoy Jim Haggerty's 2003 vampire-comedy I DREAM OF DRACULA.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This episode is PLENTY late, due to some persistent sound issues meaning it had to be recorded TWICE. Yes, TWICE! That means that Doug and Moe had to extract themselves from the slime (and maggots, and organ mea