BORN IN THE USA! Yes, after a lengthy international excursion to Germany and Japan, No-Budget Nightmares is back on home (?) soil for our two eternally jetlagged hosts to enjoy Jim Haggerty's 2003 vampire-comedy I DREAM OF DRACULA. Here's a fun drinking game: Every time Doug says "shit", you should throw back a shot. You'll be immediately wasted, which might be the only way to enjoy this ode to bad acting, worse story and some of the most unpleasant nudity either of our hosts have experienced. Fangs for the memories, I DREAM OF DRACULA!

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