YIPPEE KI-YAY BRAM STOKER! It's episode 76 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and this time our fiendish hosts are tackling DIE HARD DRACULA, a horror-comedy with a twist: it's neither horrific NOR funny! It does, however, star Bruce (dad-to-Crispin) Glover as the world's worst Van Helsing, as well as lovely Czech Republic locations and a rotating cast of - count em! - THREE Draculas. It's absolutely wretched, but what else is new? ENOUGH TALK, put your lips together and LISTEN!