Mary Jo finally meets a fellow homeschooler. Sarah May Jackson visits, and the Neon Clubhouse devise a way for the "schools" to be rivals. They land on stand-up comedy competition, which goes ... well, you'll have to listen to find out. They also pray about Mary Jo's pubic hair.

Recording from February 21, 1987.

(original improvisation from Nita Cherise as Sarah May Jackson, Erica Carrington as Olivia Brownstone, Hallie Sheck as Virginia Danielle Walker, Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)