Love is in the guts! How many orgasms are too many? Will the Pope ever get a blow job?  Or a Valentine?  How about your Valentine? Go out and procreate!  Or just practice! And other stuff…Listener Discretion Advised!

Don’t Save the Date for my imaginary wedding, but do read about Dave’s wedding in OK Magazine… and someone please hire us.  Lack of skills be damned.

Trey Parker won Kacey’s Annie, real men don’t eat meat -- they do Shakespearian soliloquies, the Superbowl is all about the commercials and Dave is promoting panties for that thing women have once a month.

It’s National Compliment Day and yes, we are awesome (and you have a talented face!), but America is not as idyllic as it looks – unless you expect to see porn in barns.  Dave doesn’t know how he’s going to make it across the country for his gig

Inappropriate sharing, getting ‘cat-fished,’ blood-doping, Facebook addiction, instant death, and poo transplants…

Last weeks technical difficulties may have deprived you of our best podcast yet, but instead, you get the longest segue ever about nuns, lingus and technicalities.  Too bad Rush Limnaugh didn’t have a technical difficulty, he’s saying guns are the s

How come everyone Dave knows died over the holidays?  Will Kim and Kanye’s baby over shine Will and Kate’s?  The Dude from Twilight is not pee shy and the only way to go to the Rose Parade is VIP.  Now, go adopt a cat!  **This episode is dedic

Narcissistic News - the Musical!  Find out the difference between a winkle and a fiscal cliff, how Margaret Thatcher delighted in blow jobs, why you'll never see Dave on the West End again and what is the best way to celebrate Hannumas .  See you in 201

Does the world really need a swimsuit scented candle?  Is war time torture like S&M without a safe word? Does Kacey talk about sex too much or does she just like to make Dave blush?

Is Kacey's Annie nomination better than all of the awards Dave has won?  And more important than Kate Middleton's baby? And the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar? Duh.  Oh, did we mention Kacey was nominated for an Annie Award?