It’s national masturbation month, so call your sponsors and get your wank on.  And if you’re going to heckle us, be sure to make it interesting or we’ll make you wear a Chicken diaper.

What happens when an Englishman sees a chicken on the loose and is a free chicken the gift to give for gender reassignment?  We’re saying it is.  And we’re saying happy anniversary to Narcissistic News!    

Kacey puts her foot in her mouth with special guest Rhea Seehorn, Dave uses fancy words to bash people, and you should all be terrified that Kacey's Dad can drive! (Watch why in A GUY CALLED DAD - available on Amazon.com - and be sure to check out Rhea

… they’re not allowed to. Dave says being one of Thatcher’s children sucks. Virginia disagrees -- they want to ban oral sex.  At least the French haven’t lost their minds – they want to do away with bras.  Go boobs!

We’re getting ready for the next Y2K… in 2025 with our new perfumes… where you put them depends on what you think a hooter is.  Listen and see…

Bill Gates is making condoms 'micro-soft,' creation is still up for debate and so is marriage if you don't procreate... just pray you get the 'Shirtless Judge' to try your case.

A last minute Skype call reveals that Dave is in Idaho with nowhere to eat, Kacey is too dirty to do gigs for Mormons, but if she had Dave's accent maybe she could get away with it...maybe??

Senate representation is disproportionate to population of sheep; Dave won a medal for being a good finisher, and Kacey has found a new cereal to share with the world.  

Dave is back from his road trip in time for International Women's Day.  One woman decided to celebrate by proving she has the world's strongest whoo-ha, Justin Bieber is a whiner and Hugo Chavez a stiff... permanently.  

Dave is having trouble figuring out how to get from gig to gig, but he can always run like Forrest Gump, and Kacey discusses the hazards of simulating teeth-cleaning on the local TV news...