What up y'all?! You ever think about trying to improve yourself? Yeah, so do we. That's why we are teaching ourselves to code. You heard that right: My Other Buddy Devin is learning to write code. What are we gonna do with this code? We're gonna surreptitiously influence the 2020 Election, of course. 

THAT'S RIGHT: our neighborhood watch is electing a new comptroller, and we're gonna write a script that sends that dude (JARED WILLIAMS) pixelated lewds of us wearing thongs EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.